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>sit down in lunch room
>coworkers with western wives are looking miserable eating their grey sandwiches and casting envious glances at Greg who's chinese wife (total babe) has made his some sort of concoction smelling strongly of vinegar with pieces of soggy bread floating around in it
>let's see what my Filipino darling, the apple of my glazed over eye has cooked up for me today
>the mouthwatering smell of a dead rat and some fries she found in the trash waft out over the entire room
>she even put some of her rotted teeth in there
>Jim's Indian wife has only gone and taken a steaming hot shit in his lunchbox (pwoah, lovely scran)