greetings /lcg/, this is the doctor speaking with an urgent message
you people have said several very hurtful things about me during the last two weeks. i cried a bit.
i tried to be, in spite of that, nice and friendly to you people to see if we could still be friends, but it was to no avail, and i was forced to resort to drastic measures.
i have deployed Ceobe to your bus' location two days ago, and she successfully infiltrated it.
she will now eat all the food in your bus and, with no mobile cities nearby your location, you will soon starve.
end of communications.