>muh deep state, muh pizzas, muh globalist pedo elite
>trump and his gubmint heavily implicate he's in the epstein files because of how retarded they are
>"omgosh u guys it's like, literallaaaay so annoying-uh to talk about Epstein, like, literallaaaaay, who caaaaaaaaares-uh"
>"like, just stop, it's totes so cringe and dumb and, like, you're not even getting paid much for iiiiiiiit-uh"

The absolute goddamn fucking state of poltards. You are an embarrassment.

>be me
>desk jockey job at a chemical company
>pepper spray and tear gas is one of the things we do
>one of my coworkers enjoys rubbing one out during lunch break
>thinks he's slick about it
>idea so retarded it might work
>one day shortly before lunch break, he's about to head downstairs to check on production
>ask him to doublecheck storage while he's down there because the numbers for raw OC, PAVA and CS (pepper spray and tear gas, basically) don't make sense in the system
>"yeah sure, anon"
>he never has anything to do with storage
>guy disappears
>reappears
>"we have so and so of this and that, anon"
>"cool, thanks"
>minutes later, he disappears into the bathroom
>"AARGH"
>sound of running water for 10 minutes
>comes out of the restroom
>pained look on his face
>hunched over posture
>goes home for the day
>he tried to jack off and forgot to wash his hands to get rid of all the raw pepper spray and tear gas fluids sticking to the containers
>mfw

>>507454644
>mutts can't even march
>many soldiers looking bored or pissed, huffing and rolling eyes
>empty stands for the crowd
>retarded bro country band with thunder and lightning.mov playing on screens around
>SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR: COINBASE
>a single no kings protest has a far bigger crowd than the entire parade

It was hilarious.

>>507331278
>movement occurs that threatens to destabilize status quo enough to rustle the money bags in charge
>quick, let's start up some political shit flinging fights that gets people occupied like three year olds in a sandbox throwing cat turds at each other

It's a tale as old civilized society, and retards fall for it over and over. The right's just often been a smidgen better at being hyperemotional. Muh nation, muh jesus, muh soul of the people, muh dollar store hindu caste system style societal hierarchy saar. The problem is that people eventually stop giving a fuck about all of that when having a roof over their heads and food on their table becomes an issue.