>no video this week because even my autism has limits.
damnit
>>513760220
PLAY NEW VEGAS YOU UNCULTURED FUCK
>
spamtopia was the most hellish place ive ever seen, which is pretty fucked because the smiling frens went to actual hell once (which was kino)
>>513760555
i didnt see shit, whats going on in my kingdom?

i fucking hate getting assigned to watch over hitler’s brain, man, i really do.
fucking thing’s just sitting in this bigass jar thats fucking bolted to a concrete slab, what the fucks going to happen to it? is one of the swatstika banners going to flutter down on it or something? that would truly be a tragedy
i understand not allowing me my phone because (even if we got any bars down there) theyre right to think id just spend my shift looking at porn, but let a nigger bring a fucking book or something because its just me, the bubbling in the jar and the vent and im going insane with boredom.
motherfucking put the brain in something already like a robot or a gorilla, its doing no good as it is.
still, i guess its work. it doesnt pay much but its easy
anyway haopy cat picture day, thank you for your attention to this matter, gm and nn frens

>another week, another mid outfit, but i guess every week cant be like last week or you’d go mad. the hair is somehow 0 effort but i also know you probably spent an hour or more on it because youre a woman, i can tell because of the booba.
>this week’s autism is interesting though, its not something id expect a woman to tackle. i can even see a potential anti-fedora angle to it, especially since you actually speak the name “Jesus Christ” in full instead of bending over backwards to avoid it like most zoomies, or maybe youre one of the last millenials. irregardless, i would attempt to steal the treasures of the templars who had their eyes pecked out by crows for that smile
anyway, henlo, plz, what news today? how have threads been? why the fuck would putin let himself be photographed standing beside a substantially taller man?

im like 99% sure my neighbor is running or otherwise involved with a dog fighting ring of some kind.
his whole back yard is just chainlink and concrete like some kind of suburban concentration camp.
he buys the cheapest of dogfood by the pallet.
every once in a while i see him take a hefty garbage bag with suspicious lumps in it out to the trash a minute before the truck picks it up too.
hes not married and all of his friends are scary looking brown people, bikers and that one guy that looks and dresses exactly like mr bean.
i think he beats them too, but it keeps the fucking noise down unlike my others neighbors great pyrenees, which i despise like ahab despised the great white one
now that ive written this all out i think its safe to say hes raising fighting dogs.
i dont really give a fuck if his property is just a nexus of canine fear and agony though since he chased a nigger away from my potting shed once, so he’s good in my book
anyway thank you for your attention to this matter, happy caturday, gm and nn frens

>weeks after week of mid looks and then for no fucking reason BAM full goth vampire queen, which isnt my thing but the way you do it is. the hair isnt all it could be but the cleavage game is on point so lets fucking go
>as for this week’s autism: it scares the hell out of me but i will watch it because ive watched every motherfucking thing youve put out in years at this point. nevertheless, i would still re-blow up alderaan to see that smile
anyway, henlo, plz, what news today? how have dweebs been?

>thats not exactly the same hair and outfit from last week, but it’s equally low effort in most ways. i like the frumpy morning hair look on you sometimes but leave it to alex gazan, she’s was born in the frump. the outfit doesnt bear comment of any kind, it just exists.
>this week’s autism is once again in and outside of your wheelhouse, much like last week (which got pretty iffy from the middle to 3/4 part) and it seems way more comf too, so im in. nevertheless, i would drop a sig p320 for that smile
anyway, henlo, plz, how have threads been? what nuke threat hysteria today?

>ok you put very little effort into your outfit this week. in fact id call it the bare minimum effort past being naked except for the lipstick, which just isnt working for you unless you want to look like a very half assed bouncy.
>as for this week’s autism, it’s literal kino, which i normally dont listen to women talk about because kino is only for boys, but you dovetailed it with your main autism so its fine. whats better is the bait poster in your video thumbnail, the implications of which are extremely kino. nevertheless i would rob the aftermath of a drug deal gone wrong and get tracked across the southwest by an absolute psychotic for that smile
anyway, henlo, plz, dont bore me with news, just awoos and banter. ty for your attention to this matter
the pluribus teaser was fuckinggrosskino, nanners, apologize to vince.

i think crazy tomboy’s a semi unironic sigma female but those are so rare what are the chances?
>>511194853
>yeah this all feels about as organic as a T-1000, they've learned absolutely nothing in over a decade
thats what arrogance and a high turnover/ suicide rate will do
>in AA they call sympathizing "Identifying", and I gotta admit, I can't identify with that at all with that one. you're on your own, but I'm sending you my energy anyway.
FUCK, i memed myself into a fucking pickle! im pickle caaaaaaaaat!
(in my defense theyre pretty bro-ish and treat me with respect)

>im just a po’ widdle dork tomboy, i cant afford to own expensive guns that need multiple gay tax stamps to own. anyway, heres my tp9 with silencer and every add on
whatever you say, boondock.
anyway, henlo. i worked out my legs today, so of course its my shoulders that hurt. thank you for your attention to this blogpost

>the fuck are you dressed like anakin skywalker for? i mean i like the look fine especially with the perfectly messy hair, but you look like an extra in kino of the sith or something. im totally fine with that, ive fantasized about things like it, its just weird considering this week’s autism doesnt fit it or really interest me at all. last week’s autism was, as predicted, a fucking cognitohazard but i think i got through it with minimal additional autism. ill watch as per usual, but thats a given considering i would lightsaber every youngling personally for that smile
anyway, i checked in earlier and saw shills were big mad, so that means i must be getting more things i voted for. what other news today? how are the awoos?

>since when do you wear branded clothes, ma’am? i come here for sexy, semi trad clothing that barely holds back those sweater melons. the hair is good but you put no effort into it either, which makes weird sense. but we are getting more complete body shots like the last time you did it like this so we’re all fine here even if this isn’t the best time and place for a skirt. i still recommend and a lifting routine
>this week’s autism is an event horizon that i know you crossed a long time ago but im wary because there just isnt any return once you go this far. nevertheless i will follow you because whats too far if i’d enter the black lodge for that smile?
anyway, its been tomboys and autism all day, so qrd me plz

>>509093825
>can you expand on that?
bong rifle go fast
>also, answer for this
fucking cazadores. you’ll find at least one under every 1 in 27 toilet seats, including apartment blocks and hotel rooms. do not come here, they will sting your balls or vagene
>also, hows comf
pretty damn comf but needing to get back to the maintenance grind tomorrow for max comf
you?
>>509093953
literally no way in hell im not on one of their watchlists right now despite being a very peaceful and gentle kot

>being real here, the outfit and hair are pretty mid this week. unlike a couple of weeks ago where midriff was on full display constantly.
>this week’s autism is also pretty mid but i have been fooled before and im pretty committed to this meme by now so ill still be watching it. but even if nothing else, id still put a big hurt on linda hamilton in minecraft for that smile
anyway, ive been pretty lost in my own things lately. anything i need to know? browns bombing each other is NOT something i need to know

>ok its clearly warm where you are and thats fine, we’re fine, we’re all fine. the scarf on the hair isnt doing anything for me but the top is being a hero and holding those melons back from killing us all. as president of “flat lives matter” and founding member of “in what fucking universe is liking women gay?” im putting my stamp of approval on them
>as for this week’s autism, it seems like a very guy topic and not in the fun way like if you pulled a walther ppk out of that cleavage. but it is on brand. either way, id still steal a bunch of dinosaur embryos from jurassic park and get my face eaten off by one of them for that smile
dont bore me with any news but dead iranians? or funny jokes.
fucking tomboys. fucking tomboy test. i love them so much.