If I see a zoomer go into the bathroom, I follow him and see if he’s taking a shit. If I see him go into a stall, I’ll shuffle around, clearing my throat, and make all kinds of noise, and then when I’m almost certain that his asscheeks are about to spasm and give out from holding the shit in, I’ll open the door and close it to make him think that I’ve left. Then when the explosive diarrhea and farting noises inevitably happens within seconds of the door is closing, I’ll yell “WHOA!” really loud and leave, making sure to close the door extra loud, which makes him think that he scared someone who was still in the bathroom with his loud fart and diarrhea noises that he was previously trying his hardest to hold in and release only when he was certain that nobody else was there. It makes me utterly satisfied knowing that they probably quit their job the next day.