Balmung, Ul'dah. Once these streets supported a thriving ecosystem of ERPers and plappers, but now...gaps in the once ubiquitous carpet of gooners have began to form. Gooners, once so prolific as to be considered a pest animal in other biomes, are going extinct.
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Although many point to obvious causes such as the destruction of Mare, scientists and experts backed by wealthy NGOs insist the culprit for this stark population decline is in fact climate change, and that the solution is unrestricted and unpoliced immigration from third world countries where rape is believed to cure cancer.
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Yet...life finds a way. Deprived of nightlife and modern club outfits, gooners are seeking out new sources of stimulation. For some, the mogstation is sufficiently immersion breaking with its new Hot Topic inspired ensemble and women's march pussy hat. Others though have adapted, managing to find slutty outfits even with vanilla glams that look like they actually fit in the setting while still trumpeting their harlotry loudly enough for them to attract an identical catgirl to themselves to ERP. Will the gooners survive? Only time will tell.