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>be oregon
>get lucky with a gigadonor who happens to own a huge sports apparel sweatshop
>sports funding goes through the roof, the sky is the limit for buying the best recruits and coaches
>mistake recruiting classes for player development, so win 10 games a season yet never win the games that matter
>be humiliated 90% of the time when it matters most, lose to your rivals
>can't even stop your crippled and underfunded instate rival from a massive comeback purely from a good ground game (when they were decent for a hot minute)
>now exist as a second banana litmus test in a conference you shouldn't really belong in (come the fuck on, Eugene has nothing in common with the midwest)
>repeat 5ever