The only time I had real friends was when, after I had quite a fight with some cunt who was bullying me to seem macho for some BPD hapa thot, I ended up "adopted" as a token friend by four potheads who were part of the student union of the school in question.
They must have seen me as a slow cousin, but they were the best company I ever had. I had to move in September of that same year, never saw any of them again.