I'm gonna be real with you ayyy bros in this thread
i'm more worried for the ayyybros on the way coming to visit
we have some absolute degenerate freaks on this rock fr
even if they are just out to laser people from orbit some of them are going to get off on that they'll be gooning to getting lasered by aliens unironically
can aliens newfrens handle the level of mindbroken earth degen or do aliens goon too?

Like be real with me for a second...
You guys had to start incapacitating people during abductions because they were getting too frisky and taking the whole procedure like it was some kink play right?