>>82167286
yes
>>82167223
>sportsballnigger normalfaggot comes to lecture me about how "getting pussy" is just like tossing the pigskin around with the bros
This is you. A fat old man slapping his phocine paws together while cheering for chad and tyrone to shoot some touchdowns and run in some three-pointers. Sorry, but I've heard this ONE TOO MANY TIMES. I will not settle for a factory-farmed foid whose personality is Kim Kardashian Crumbl Cookie Chipotle Love Island. I am a catch. I DESERVE AND AM ENTITLED TO A PRETTY WOMAN WHOSE INTRESTS ALIGN WITH MINE AND SHE SHOULD BE DELIGHTED FOR THE PRIVILIGE TO ASK ME OUT. I am intelligent. I am interesting. I am tall. I am handsome. I am successful. I have been employed for three years and have a career laid out in front of me for when I finish college. My penis isn't even small it's well above average (75th percentile, I've measured). The reality is that in any time other than today foids would be flung at me left and right by their fathers, but now they go FOR DRUG DEALERS WHO RAPE AND ABUSE THEM BECAUSE THIS MAKES THEIR PUSSIES WET UNTIL THEY GET CHEATED ON AND EVEN THEN THEY STILL LIKE THE GUYS BECAUSE THEY ARE BRAINLESS WHORES. I DESERVE A FRECKLED LIGHT EYED WOMAN WHO LIKES TO PAINT AND READ AND HIKE. THIS IS THE BARE MINIMUM THAT I AM ENTITLED TO.