https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005009725214398.html
i bought the cheapest wired mouse on ali from the bundles section for $2.09
+ it just werks. all buttons click (the back side button needs to be pressed on a specific spot or it doesn't register)
+ surprisingly smooth movement and has DPI settings to 2000
+ you get a rapidfire/turbo button to the left of the left click. this allows you to select one line of text if you're not using it for games
+ 1m long braided cable which you don't even get on the fake razers
+ the mouse feet are textured plastic instead of the smooth glide ones so there's more accuracy here vs fast twitch
+ your hand feels comfy when you align it to the mould/grooves
+ has led lighting if you're into that sort of thing

- comically big like it's a jumbo mouse
- feels really cheap and light
- seen reviews of it failing within weeks and double clicking
- you can't really play games with it but i didn't buy it for that

verdict: it's 2 dollars and i'm surprised by chang making these things with virtually 0 profit margin, and yet you have a fully functional mouse. hearty chuckle, well done.