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>slams bowl on table
>wipes ass with fingers
>reaches into a steaming hot pot of sacred cow shit
>throws the cow shit in the air and catches it into the bowl
>spins around 3 times before spitting into the bowl
>grab ladle made of junk yard copper and lead with mouth and scoop out steaming hot sacred cow piss
>do silly head bobble like dance like favorite Bollywood actor, every drop of sacred cow piss splashing out of somehow miraculously lands into bowl
>very carefully put a spoon full of yogurt fermented in cow piss into the bowl
>bend over and grab handful of random weeds from off the ground and sprinkle them on top
>”sar your Michelin star dish is served”
>farts
Wow, Indian cuisine is truly superior to all other cuisines
