>>520570322
want a civil war?
>use the emergency broadcasting system
>split the screen in two
>broadcast BBC and maybe also the other BBC porn on one side
>broadcast circumcision footage on the other side
>switch to footage of men getting drafted for war while women stay behind to take care of the animals or something
>finish the broadcast with someone who looks like Rear Admiral over there giving a speech about how our ancestors are turning upside down in their graves, and inviting every patriot to seize control in a coupe, so that the nations can go back to sanity; separate but work together, and take the men kinds to the starts