>>513839927
>eddie’s a good boy and did nothing wrong except that one thing
unless you think smoking crack was a bad thing, then it was two things
>big uncomf day but it was in the service of getting comfgainz
I appreciate the hell out of that sentiment, it's a long, slow grind
>you?
min comf max grind but I get to go to a BBQ tomorrow so it's all daijoubu
>motherfucker, when i do better pushups than you its time to get a coach
his form alone is infuriating, and the fact that he cheated in a push-up contest against a girl and still lost is worthy of a double sudoku

>>513330649
SMOKIN' THAT SHIT

>>512833285
damn, South Dakota sounds like a party
>>512833353
>this foxtrot slander and dunesberry uplifting will not stand!
but it will, and it has, and it does
>imagine not being immune to prosecution in a court of law
Slippin' Jimmy that mf
>HOW?! WAS HE EATING CARS?!
>i stole that line from rich voss and he cant do shit except watch this blur
it's ok because he also probably stole it from someone else, standing by to stand back

>>509689054
>TEXAS CLOUD SEEDING CEO FUNDED BY PETER THIEL, CONNECTED TO PALANTIR

>>507302825
>you know me
you are a man of many mysteries, but also literally me fr
>israel got blinded by a dilophosaurus? i dont recall that in revelations. i think if the apostle john saw that hed have told us
they should add some dinosaurs to the Bible, dinosaurs make everything cooler. though there are dragons in there, so that counts I guess.
>this is the definition of not our fucking problem and no amount or combo of words can make it one. ive seen this before and it was nothing then too
you don't understand, they have the power to see into drumpf's thoughts and know his future actions. not like all those other times when they were wrong and looked like stupid assholes. this time... WILL BE DIFFERENT!
>the creator of all things is still playing a trick on me in the form of me having to care for some busted ass tomboys who i love very much. i just wanted to grill and have a gf with a 6 pack and also all of the tomboys still, im very firm on that
I believe it was Christopher Rock who said "men's test in life is women", and he was right. he was also right when he said 2 crackheads could stay together forever, and so could 2 Christians, but you can't be a Christian and a crackhead and make it last
>where you goin'?
>church. where you goin'?
>HIT THE PIPE
just one to marinate on