yall ever jerk off in the toilet and accidentally leave a little cum on the seat and forget to wipe it off, then an hour or two later your wife's sister confronts you at dinner with everyone else present, and yells at you about how she sat on your cum and that you shouldn't masturbate with family in the house, but to get out of the awkward situation you fake a heart attack and have to spend the night in the ER, and while you're there you get incredibly bored and decide to start wanking again, and then a nurse barges into your room and tells you to stop masturbating or they'll get security, and you tell her ok and once she leaves you discretely finish the tug underneath the blanket and leave a little cum splatter for the laundry staff to find?

that ever happen to you?