>>96377131
>Some technological gadgets that you make copious use of may go out of whack today, Aquarius. This could prove frustrating for you, but don't vent your frustrations on them. That wouldn't help! Stay calm and call in a professional to fix the problem. Think of the expense as a contribution to your own mental health.
But… I am the professional. Whatever, fuck it. Fuck everything. We Grimm Phenomenologist now.

—Genius the Transgression—
>-0 A Real Scientist\\Inspiration×1, Wonderous Creations, A Prized Aesthetic–Trash Praxis
>-500 Pankosmoi the Needle Grail, Inconsistencies Without End,Garbage Bin Grants,Big Think
>-200 Cry Havoc, Hello Darkness My Old Friend, Wondrous Devices×3
>-300 A Correlation of Constants Between Physical Reality and Wondrous Artifice Creation
Excuse you, horoscope person. Flipping the fuck out and pushing one's tech beyond all reason is the secret sauce to success in this shithole. I've already sent a contingent of phone spiders through your ISP, if you don't have a landline that's fine, they'll rattle around a bit inside your walls rather than emerging directly into your ear. This only changes how much sport I get out of it.