first night of the weather being below 20 degrees for the season so i have to be up all night making sure all of my snake's heaters are working properly so i might as well get some crazy teenager nudes will i do it

am i fully insane for not getting why people are buttblasted over this? I mean retards are paying 1200 for virtual SHOES so I think 1200/1500 for a virtual pet that follows you around is pretty reasonable.

It's my dream vacation to go to africa and rent a jeep and drive through the savannah by myself for a week and this bitch is getting to do it for free just because she lets streamers use her dirty pussy free use

I met a girl on /soc/ who was a 30 year old fat mexican girl who worked as a phone sex operator and she was always talking about wanting to fuck TJ and saying she was going to try to message him after season 2 ended.

she'd try flirting with me and i tried being nice but she was 10 years and 200 pounds too much for my tastes.

at one point I was planning on working a gimmick playing a psychotic simp who carried around a print out of one of the girls. Taking a picture of it in my passenger seat, at the lake, etc. But life got in the way and some of the schizos in the betty thread have upstaged my creative ideas with their natural mental illness.

>>23500076
i cut my own hair because I hate this so much. Its not difficult for men to do since we don't typically have fancy hairstyles. All I do is take clippers on the highest setting aroung the back and sides and then use scissors and look in the mirror to trim up the top and bangs. It might make it easier for me because I have naturally nice hair though so idk

the neck hole was only a thing for like a week, maybe 2 tops.

anyways, shitposting aside, I'm going to drop some lore on you

It was the summer of 2015. I'd been graduated from college for about a year. The endless supply of retarded horny college girls had instantly been cut off as I moved 500 miles away. I was on a massive losing streak and I was starting to lower my standards. Eventually I met a 30 year old short order cook with the side of her head shaved and multiple face piercings. Not a horrible body, but just a very trashy woman. Long story short I broke my dry spell with her one muggy saturday night with the sweatiest nasty sex imaginable that made me cum with the force of 10,000 suns, probably the hardest I've ever cum in my entire life. But then, I almost instantly felt shame and remorse. This is not the kind of woman I should be sleeping with. She's disgusting.There's a good chance I have an STD now. These were the thoughts that went through my head as I laid down next to her falling asleep, before awaking and ghosting her the next day.


The point is I somehow feel less bad about this 10 years later just because there's girls out there willing to fuck someone as disgusting as Jet Neptune.

I'm trying to go back and revisit old hobbies as a form of escape from this miserable bleak modern world. Comics, sports, vidya, etc.

>Letty fucks like 10 different guys and it doesnt hurt her career
>Josie fucks Jon's friend and her editor and it doesnt hurt her career
>Betty fucks blacks and Freddy and it doesnt hurt her career
>Tayleigh gets a single boyfriend and it crashes her numbers by 75%

Reminder that an anon went to an MDE stand up show and reported that Charls' set was nothing but one really long "joke" about Taylor Swift eating Stephen Hawking's ass and Sam's set was basically nothing him saying "imagine if you were an indian" over and over again.

all of the girls would kill for the opportunity Tayleigh had post season 2 and she decided to throw it away. Sort of makes her more based in my book.

this nigga really tries to just speak things into existence

>>211622060
I get klonopin for anxiety and it makes me act nothing like this. It just makes me fall asleep.