Here is a protip, mongoloids!
>Eristoff, Smirnoff
Don’t fall for the “absolute” meme, the best price point for good vodka is around 13 EUR for a good bottle.
And if you need to disguise your day drinking use
>JELLO
Pour some four jellos into a big glass, spike it with vodka and all people will think is that you’re eccentric for eating jello after every meeting, not a drinkers for day drinking