>parents are visiting
>they go to bed at like 10pm
>because they need to wake up at 6am even though they're retired
>so they can make a ton of noise banging pots and pans to make fried eggs and coffee before the sun rises
>but then they get up at midnight and start futzing around the kitchen open cupboards and making noise for like 20 goddamn minutes WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GO TO FUCKING BED HOLY SHIT
boomer parents are the ultimate test of patience, more than an unruly child or rambunctious puppy could ever be.
