>>58504682
>...Almost feels like it'd be a waste to ruin these perfect cuts by simmering...
>BUT, Kartana autist part of my brain, I need to eat dammit.
>...Seems the rice is done, good, let me just pass it to this bowl so it can cool and...
>There, rinse it a little...
>Wash my arms while at it...
>Alright. I read that apparently you CAN use these to simmer beef. Very convenient for me, just put it on sauté and... There we go.
>In goes the sauce, the beef, and the onions...
>Alright, now to let THAT do its thing.
>And... preemptively confront reality.
>I need to eat this through the place where my eye is.
>That doesn't sound like a great time no matter how I slice it.
>Wait is any time I make a reference to cutting something wordplay now?
>Doesn't matter, back on track.
>Unfortunately for me, I AM pretty sure the Kartana didn't even shrink its eye while eating when I saw the gameplay again.
>...Still don't know how to do that either...
>But just... How the hell is that gonna work?
>Do I just assimilate the food when I "peck" it with my face?
>Not like they ever rendered unique animations for the food being swallowed in the games.
>And Kartana barely appeared in the show.
>I hope I just assimilate it when it makes contact.
>Still just so fuckin' weird to think about...
>Huh?
>Oh damn, ready already? Wasn't expecting it to be THAT quick. Does seem like the right amount of time passed...
>Well, let me serve this up on a bowl so it's more presentable, and...
>There we go, いただきます。
>I... Can't use chopsticks can I.
>Well, guess I can just pick it up and...
>Will this even...?
>Just feels like I'm blinding myself...
>I'll try closing up my face, see if tha-
>. . .
>Well I have no clue what just happened but there's a chunk missing from that bit of beef now.
>Where does the food go anyway?
>Isn't my torso hollow?
>But I still feel like I ate.
>Don't feel full yet though so I guess I have room to spare.
>Sometimes I think I just shouldn't question things.