if she is a jew?

she is the best jew ever to hit these tubes.
*sip*

(and what is a jew anyways?)

i did the homework.
i played the record from the beginning.
Doritos © and spoopy skellingtons.

before the only fans porn wars started–

(selah)

i wouldn't eat the peanuts out of her shit because that's just insanely gross.

(but you fuckers would)

and she wouldn't like it anyway.

but i will praise her name.

i will hope to make some audio with her.

*sip*

she is the bees knees.

*sip*

yup.

it shouldn't be possible for her to exist.

but she does you stiff-necked ingrates.

Your fortune: Good Luck