A translation of all of the wishes from the Tanabata promotion event that they had recently:

Characters:

>Hitagi Senjougahara: I wish that I can be in charge of the audio commentary for "Sodachi Fiasco".

>Araragi Koyomi: If I couldn’t see anyone, the one I’d want to see is Gaen-san.

>Hachikuji Mayoi: Our next Project, Hachikuji Mayonnaise, is being worked on!

>Nadeko Sengoku: Let's create a PANIC with SONIC LYRICS!

>Shinobu Oshino: Remove the child seat!

>Ougi Oshino: Even I'm worried about Hanekawa-senpai's whereabouts.

>Oikura Sodachi: I wish to not wish for anything.

>Ononoki Yotsugi: Is it okay for me to read Tsugimonogatari?

>Tsukihi Araragi: After "Tsugimonogatari" comes "Torimonogatari"!

>Suicide Master: I wish for my ally's success.

>Karen Araragi: I wish that Tsukihi-chan can continue on to college without any problems.

>Suruga Kanbaru: I hope Higasa doesn't cause Araragi-senpai any confusion.