>make trek to grocery store
>several female "influencers" twerking on their car hoods in the parking lot while streaming
>rush into the store
>try to get a cart
>all the carts are taken
>there is a "strip dance in your shopping kart challenge" happening today and several women are lined up standing in shopping karts in various states of undress
>begin to hyperventilate
>run to the back of the store and grab a few of the items I need and just carry them under my arms
>several asmr streamers eating chips while making sex noises
>I spontaneously cum in my pants
>one of the streamers sees this, her jaw drops
>she turns the camera at me and starts laughing
>suddenly a crowd forms around me
>all of them are laughing at me and refusing to move aside and let me leave
>everything starts spinning, I black out
>wake up in the back of a police cruiser
typical friday night for me, happens in your country?