>be me
>in Paris, at the Haagen-Dazs boutique
>person in front gets their order and turns to leave
>I'm standing too close so they bump into me
>it's Isabelle Huppert
>"s-sorry... HOLLY SHIT you're Isabelle Huppert!!"
>she scolds me, telling me to watch out and not stand so close to people
I don't know about other celebrities but Isabelle Huppert definitely hates me.