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Impossible challenge

Pontius Pilate was right
Theoretical physics is just philosophy and forcing made-up equations together
Boos are dead Yoshis
Tobacco is good for you, it's the additives in cigarettes that are unhealthy
Pinball was never fun
Abraham Lincoln was never elected
Hot sauce is a placebo
Evolution is instant and quantum
Water and ice are two different chemicals
You don't fall asleep, you just forget