Comin' out of my wage and I've been doin' just fine
Gotta, gotta be trade because I want it all
It started out with a dip, how did it end up like this?
It was only a dip, it was only a dip

Now I can't cash out, I believed it would crab
While she's having a laugh, and he's shorting my bag
The market's a joke, and my wife is glad
There's a bear in my bed, and my portfolio dips
There were dreams in my head, but she's touching his

TREND LINE
He takes off her diamond gloves
Let me hold
And I just can't swing, her dumping me
I'm losing my whole

PORT-FOL-IO
Turning gardens into misery
Vacations into poverty
Choking on this arbitrage
Additional fees I pay
Soup line is calling me
Open up my bleeding eyes
Cause I'm Mr. Downside