>>150165642
It's World Coconut Day, motherfucker!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDPiYhXBHzM
>The Nightcore blares through the dark of Male!Uzi's bedroom from his lost and found father's music player.
>He sits on his bed with a shaking grin.
>Balled fists dampen his blankets with sweat as Fem!N strolls on peg legs in an exaggerated walk in front of her boyfriend.
>Her absolutely massive and wide buttocks jiggle and bounce with each step of her pegs upon the bedroom floor.
>She deliberately sways and bounces her big 'ol booty from side to side as she tips her cap downward with a fanged grin. "Are you sure you wanna do this, lil' Buddy?"
>"Hell yeah!" The little purple punk borderline shrieks as his voice cracks.
>Even for his size, Uzi's rod is massive, hot, and throbbing, a nine inch nail if there ever was one~.
>Purple pubic hair coated in unwashed grime lays damp with hot sweat.
>"I wouldn't wanna hurt you 'lil Buddy," Fem!N coos as she stretches and pushes both her Z cup sized breasts and utterly gigantic ass cheeks outwards, "I think I may just be able to throw it back faster than the speed of sound~!"
>"There'll be a rainbow from all my cum, Bitch!" Male!Uzi chuckles and grits his fangs.
>"Do you want me to say the line, Buddy?" Fem!N smiles and strolls so that her large and wide booty faces the teenage Zombie Drone.
>"Hell yeah!" He repeats.
>"Hm," Fem!N brings talons to rub beneath her chin. "Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm! This is an awful lot like those weird cartoons you like to pirate!"
>"It's called Hentai, N!" Male!Uzi sneers, optic displays greedily taking in the sight of her ass.
>He doesn't like Hentai that much anymore.
>Good thing he has N!
>"Do you want me to try to sound like a chain smoker and put on my best Russian accent, Buddy?" Fem!N giggles.
>"I don't think I would be very good at it, honestly..." She shrugs, doughy massive cakes wobbling from side to side.
>"I'm gonna one-up Vlad the Impaler, motherfucker~!" Male!Uzi gasps and pants.
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