It finally clicked for me. It seems obvious now. Shitters and bots are the ones ruining FL. It doesn't matter if Blue takes up the entire first page of the damage charts, if they also have 6 players on the very bottom of the chart with 1-2 assists. 20 players with buttons on their hotbar will always beat the 8 best players in the game if the latter are weighed down by people who don't have Recuperate bound.

I was thinking of making 3 competent friends to do premades with instead of solo q'ing, but I've seen premade after premade lose game after game because they're surrounded by bots. And honestly, losing with a premade sounds way more frustrating than losing while solo.

The point of this post is we should start looking at the bottom of the damage charts and start reporting people for "sluggish gameplay". Get these shitters out of my Mario Party mini game!