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That should've been obvious to anyone with 50+ braincells once they read anything related to the game. My favourite tidbits have to be

>We have reason to believe the Illuminates have Weapons of Mass Destruction...
>Too old to be productive? Consider an early trip to the the Bio-Repurposer Vats™!
>One small step for YOU, one enormous leap for the FTL industry!
>the entire anthem of the playable faction