>battat x fujo
>fuzzy x cracked
>painter x pippy
>katana x jenny
i was going to make a "all pippins are secretly homophobic" joke but then i remembered that old piece of pippins lore back when fujo was the only female around. Girl pippins being rare makes it look like all the male pippins are horny beasts that pounce on a girl the moment they get a chance