The gold chest cost 1350 Drug Coins and has a 1.3% chance of dropping the EagleStandard Onehand-Sword cosmetic which converts 10% of any sword damage into fire damage which with the Sword of Nigbum should give me enough damage to clear the Ice Raid (Nightmare difficulty of course) variant of Rossi's Mausoleum 2 seconds faster and bump me up on the leader boards, but to actually get the Sword of Nigbum I need to clear Nigbum's Tower solo within five minutes and to do that I'd need the Coffee-Stained Bronze Armor set from the seasonal Valentines Chests which cost 1100 Drug Coins each-

What? No way 70 bucks for a game is too much.

>>126865259
Didn't they have to change that game's title?