>>83028598
I could not get off if a guy jerked me but I can get off while thinking about sexy thoughts

So they're half-wrong.

>>82986268
Realistic preferences?

> Different height than me (shorter or taller, I'm 5ft5)
> capable of basic cleanliness
> Enormous perv (If she has nsfw waifu figures thats a plus)
> At least one similar interest

Possible but probably not realistic
> Enormous boobs similar to picrel, or even bigger

Unrealistic
> Wants to keep said boobs