>be me
>take tifa infect to weekly Modern night
>usually a “competitive” event, there’s always a prize for the winner.
>first round get paired against some jund goodstuff midrange pile
>Ok i know i will lose
>first game could have won but even after i had protection, he had loke 3 removal spells in hand, so, go to g2
>play T1 rotpriest.
>he t1 bolts but i had mutagenic growth so it survives
>t2 land, glistener elf and i save 1 mana because i had just drawn vines of vastwood
>his t2: play a land and another bolt to the priest, i cast vastwood
>he literally loses his mind, calls me a cheater, and says it’s not possible for me to have 2 good answers, screaming that he hates infect and is not a real deck and i should kill lyself
>lel nothing personnel kid
>he leaves the event, making us play the rest of the rounds with 1 less player

I mean, i got a free win, but people like this should not play mtg, let alone a “competitive” event

>>717364328
Kreia hates organized religion so neither.

>>3782750
>this scatological response is revelatory