I hereby call this Toreina meeting to discuss ways in which we stop Umas from pursuing us so we can maintain a healthy and professional relationship.
I, John Umamusume, first propose these set of ways to make sure we get them to not look at us sexually or marriage candidates.
1. Act poor. We should act like our salary is the equivalent of a fast-food employee. If an Uma asks you out on a date, ask her, "Sure! But can you pay! I'm broke!" No Uma likes a poorfag who can't provide once she retires from racing.
2. Be unfit and have a beer belly. Umas naturally gravitate towards fit men because it also means their kids will inheirt strength and become racers themselves. Therefor I suggest we eat as much doritos, cake, beer, and burgers as much as we can and get a belly. We can start working out and be fit again once we start getting older and they no longer see older men as candidates.
3. Act like an autistic virgin, but only for our human co-workers. Every time we pass by Aoi Kiryuin we should lick our lips and stare at her ass like a moron. This not only shows we are interested in human women, but creeps Umas out by making ourselves look like desperate losers.
Any comments or questions?