>Conquest Earth
>pestered dad day in day out to get it because it looked really cool
>finally get it
>it's such a broken piece of shit even 9 year old me couldn't cope with
Probably the first time I was crushingly disappointed by a game. Like units would not do anything, not even shoot unless specifically ordered to. And when you ordered a unit to attack, it would simply shoot from wherever it stood regardless of whether the target was even in range.