>>24696222
Call me Ishmael.

I was minding my business ITT when I see it….the atheist landwhale. That corpulent cetacean, disdainful of Creation, bloated and bellowing across an asphalt sea. I can still see it. That gluttonous grin, a diabetic snarl of yellowed teeth wrapped tight above a procession of dribbling chins. Pale flesh, enlightened with a euphoric gleam, the flash of cars in passing. None stopped to save me.