>>941147171
The 2016 one. It taught me a lot of things:
> Body count matters
> "I can fix her" is a path with good intentions that leads to bad outcomes
> Once a cheater, always a cheater*
> Any lover trying to get inbetween you, your friends, your education or your work has to be put in place immediately because they will soon control your entire life
> Don't be silly, wrap your willy**
> No matter how much loneliness hurts and sufficates, being single is preferable over being with the wrong person
> Don't mix drugs and don't let someone convince you to drugs that you don't actually want to do
> Don't steal her neighbour's car to get chicken mcnuggies from the city because your girl is a picky eater who doesn't like the local snackbar nuggies***
* Some might genuinely be able to reform themselves, but I can't get myself to be the experiment to see if they can
** the fact that I'm neither a father nor do I have any STDs after that relationship is nothing short of a divine miracle
*** luckily he had a laugh about it and didn't file any reports kek