>>212674517
Speaking of Germans and Mexico, there was a good pasta from /k/ about the Mexican navy having to go rescue some German tourist.

>German visits Mexico ans ignores canoe rental place who say not to go too far out to sea
>German goes too far out and gets stranded off the coast of Cancun.
>German gets rescued by a navy helicopter after 3 days at sea
>Helicopter lands and they tell the German guy not to get off the helicopter until the engines are stopped
>German says something like "it's okay, I know all about helicopters", exits helicopter and walks face first into the spinning tail rotor

>>212081711
>In Germany, they eat shit

Ja, in GERMANY ve do zat