>Look up war in Africa
>Belligerents:
>National Military, People's Liberation Front, People's Democratic Front, Coalition for Democracy
>National Para-Military, Democratic National Front for Peace, Democratic People's Alliance, al-Qaeda
>Ethnic Militias, Democratic Unity Front, Peace and Democracy Liberation Coalition, Direction for the Liberation of Democracy
>Ethnic Militias, Front for the Democratic Liberation of the People, Russia (alleged)
Why is it always like this, 100% of the time?