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I want irys to shrink me, refuse to turn me back and make my life as difficult as possible. Not because shes particularly rude or inconsiderate but because shes a big dumb bimbo.
>Get "asked" to rub skin cream on her face while she lies down and ego searches
>Irys just finds it relaxing, doesn't even notice how much of a pain in the ass it is for you
>10 minutes into the 1 minute chore she suddenly let's out a fuckhuge boneshaking soda burp while you're sitting on the bridge of her nose covered head to toe in cream
>Felt like sitting next to a concert speaker that just blared a deep bass at full volume without warning.
>She didn't even excuse herself. Doesn't even know what she did anything wrong too, after all you've know each other for long enough that she can let loose around you.
>As always blissfully unaware that she has once again caused your heart rate spike by activating some vestigial survival instinct. Which you can only guess was one from back when mega fauna still walked the earth.