Bidets are truly one of humanity's greatest inventions and the mark of civilized people - however they are also not for poorfags.
It is my life goal that if I ever have enough money I will buy a really nice Toto bidet system and also install an urinal.

That aside, I think we should talk about the actual most important piece of shitting technology: The shitting box/stool/item for maintaining proper shitting posture.
It baffles my mind that to this day 99.99999% of retarded normgroid NPC faggots still do not use one. And if you're one of them, which is likely, now is your last chance to stop being a cocksucking faggot