A 30-something year old man and a 10-year old girl having a "deep bond." You just know where this is going.
>they're gonna make you give her baths and change her clothes
>It's not gonna be a cutscene, it'll be a fucking quick-time event. "Press Y to shampoo hair. Avoid looking down (Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE)."
That's a targeted attack.
She's the perfect loli. Not some 5000 year old dragon in a child's body. Not some uwu shy anime girl. Just a pure, defenseless child.
The entire game will be this.
>she holds your hand with her little hands
>she looks up at you with those big, soulless CGI eyes
>"I'm scared..."
They know what they're doing. They're 100% going to make you do "bonding" activities.
>Hold RT to hold her hand as you cross a dangerous area.
>Press X to give her a juice box to restore her "hope" meter.
And you know what? I'll fucking do it. I'll buy the $100 deluxe edition. I will meticulously complete every task to make sure my digital daughteru is safe and happy.
Capcom is very well aware of the audience they are targeting and I am here for it.
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A 30-something year old man and a 10-year old girl having a "deep bond." You just know where this is going.
>they're gonna make you give her baths and change her clothes
>It's not gonna be a cutscene, it'll be a fucking quick-time event. "Press Y to shampoo hair. Avoid looking down (Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE)."
That's a targeted attack.
She's the perfect loli. Not some 5000 year old dragon in a child's body. Not some uwu shy anime girl. Just a pure, defenseless child.
The entire game will be this.
>she holds your hand with her little hands
>she looks up at you with those big, soulless CGI eyes
>"I'm scared..."
They know what they're doing. They're 100% going to make you do "bonding" activities.
>Hold RT to hold her hand as you cross a dangerous area.
>Press X to give her a juice box to restore her "hope" meter.
And you know what? I'll fucking do it. I'll buy the $100 deluxe edition. I will meticulously complete every task to make sure my digital daughteru is safe and happy.
Capcom is very well aware of the audience they are targeting and I am here for it.
>they're gonna make you give her baths and change her clothes
>It's not gonna be a cutscene, it'll be a fucking quick-time event. "Press Y to shampoo hair. Avoid looking down (Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE)."
That's a targeted attack.
She's the perfect loli. Not some 5000 year old dragon in a child's body. Not some uwu shy anime girl. Just a pure, defenseless child.
The entire game will be this.
>she holds your hand with her little hands
>she looks up at you with those big, soulless CGI eyes
>"I'm scared..."
They know what they're doing. They're 100% going to make you do "bonding" activities.
>Hold RT to hold her hand as you cross a dangerous area.
>Press X to give her a juice box to restore her "hope" meter.
And you know what? I'll fucking do it. I'll buy the $100 deluxe edition. I will meticulously complete every task to make sure my digital daughteru is safe and happy.
Capcom is very well aware of the audience they are targeting and I am here for it.