>>11349160
My wife once farted on my balls.

She was horrified, but I simultaneously thought it was the cutest thing ever, and also kinda weirdly hot. She won't even talk about it without basically begging my forgiveness/ asking that I never mention it but I hold it as a core positive memory.... *sigh*

If was playful and fun, legitimately hillarious, I don't like how she can't see the humor and fun it all. Sex should have moments of legit fun, after all have you seen our faces as we're fucking? That shit is comedy gold.