Anyone have any experience getting xcode to run on a debian system somehow? VM, docker, whatever?

I just found out there's a blender branch developing for iOS and I'm dying to fuck around with it and maybe contribute, but I'm ~3k into my desktop and I'm not buying a mac just so I can program for my Ipad. I'm not against spending some money though on a license or mac-cloud instance or something if that helps

Also have a couple old early 2010s MBPs laying around if that helps (but they're very slow).