>>34497734
>I do declare, autism has made it mighty difficult for me to find a proper negro female to call a "niggah beesh" in my thick, off-putting dixie accent, my good Internet call-leagues. Now, the po-sitions available on my plan-tay-shun are largely that of that of the sexual persuasion. And the names are, I do declare, just one, that stahts with a big 'ol N, and a mighty big 'ol numbah after it. Now, I know many women will be eager to accept a po-sition on my fuckin' farm, but do keep them introductions brief as I clench a stiff, mean 'ol 3 inches, ya hear y'all?