Had a near miss, EUF moment a couple hours ago.
>go to mall/movies for a late night Jaws screening with the boys and some of their gfs
>killing time just mall shit
>has one of those bungee trampoline things in it, couple of them wanted to fuck around on it
>harness is designed more like one of those baby bouncer things that's like naval high than like a full blown body harness you'd use elsewhere (kinda surprised this is considered safe in hindsight)
>girl ends up flipping out of her t-shirt and spending ~10 seconds or so clutching her purple bra for dear life.
It doesn't hit like the wave ripper feasting on bikinis, but that's a scenario I hadn't really thought about before. Wish it was boobs, but I'll take it.