>all 3 important goals of their best team from hated france and england
I, SISSYSPAIN-sama, JOBBER of Europe humbly kneel to:
France-sama, bringers of enlightment and homeland of my Bourbon masters.
Portugal-sama, my one and only true love and other master.
America-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.
Morocco-sama, who took Western Sahara away from me.
Britain-sama, who easily manhandled the final form of my super undefeatable armada in his weakest form.
Gibraltar-Sama, who is british and forever will be british
Netherlands-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.
Ferdinand VII-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to awful rulers almost as much as I am attracted to men.
Napoleon-sama, whose incomparabily forceful army crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear Portugal-sama's children anymore like I wished to.
Franco-sama, whose hour-long beatings gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from France-sama can't compare.
CHADgentina-sama, who is literally me but better in every way and is not a complete BITCH like me.
Mexico-sama, for he has my DNA AS WELL AS superior Aztec genes.
Germany-sama, whose nazi bombers I was scared of (and who I am glad my beloved allied masters didn't kill, as I was too scared to help him...)
Peru-sama, who didn't revenge-rape and mindbreak me from the sheer pleasure of being made into an onahole (I was so sad about it)
Europe Union-sama, for he will fuck ME up once he finds out I plan to revolt against my Euro-zone daddies (God I hope so...)