GREETINGS BITCHES AND ALPHA MALES, IT IS I, CALIBORN, THE FUTURE WINNER OF THIS "TOURNAMENT". I AM USING MY PRECIOUS TIME AND EFFORT TO ANNOUNCE TO YOU ALL THAT ANYONE WHO VOTES FOR ME AND BRINGS ME TO THE FIRST ROUND WILL RECEIVE A ONCE IN A LIFETIME ONE-ON-ONE ART LESSON WITH ME, WHERE I WILL EDUCATE YOUR UNDEVELOPED BRAINS ON THE INTRICACIES OF THE "CRAFT", WHICH I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY MASTERED. TO PROVE I AM NOT "FUCKING AROUND" AND MEAN BUSINESS, I HAVE ATTACHED TO THIS POST A SNIPPET OF ME HONING MY AWESOME ART TECHNIQUES, WHICH WE WILL BE SHARED ONLY WITH THOSE WHO WILL PLEDGE THEIR UNDYING LOYALTY TO ME THROUGH THE COMPETITION. ALSO, THE FUCKING CODE I HAVE TO TYPE IN EVERYTIME I WANT TO SHARE MY GLORIOUS WISODM ONTO THE UNEDUCATED MASSES IS NEEDLESSLY ANNOYING AND COMPLICATED, MAY THE RETARDED JANNY WHO DECIDED TO IMPLEMENT THIS SHIT CHOKES ON A BAG OF DICKS
