>>214510191
>love Star Wars as a kid
>have the special deluxe VHS edition from Costco or whatever
>bought the hype
>watch the movie
>its shit
>don't care about the action because no emotional connection to either the characters or the sides of the conflict
>still watch Ep 2 in theaters high as fuck, even high as fuck it is still shit
>wait to see Ep 3 on DVD at friend's house, laugh my ass off when Vader yells "nooooooo"
