Say we created a 4chanCoin™ and attach a visible counter to every Anon's name when they post (associated to their ID). Also set a random exchange rate from 4chanCoin™ to USD, displayed at the top of the board. Changes randomly, with sudden crashes to nearly 0 (sometimes even going in the negative) and crazy booms to insane amounts of money. Bonus points for displaying a cadlestick chart as well. Getting a (you) increases your balance, giving a (you) spends some of your 4chanCoin™.